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Red Hat Is Not Linux (dot org)
http://slashdot.org/articles/00/04/27/1738256.shtml
2000-04-27 23:53:00 EDT
jamie
say-one-thing-and-say-it-well
Linux
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AMD Announces "Duron" Processor
http://slashdot.org/articles/00/04/27/1513248.shtml
2000-04-27 20:13:01 EDT
timothy
saddled-with-a-funny-name
AMD
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